The Promissing republic of Colocia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 534 million Colocians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ryan city. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Colocian economy, worth 37.5 trillion colocian stans a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,186 colocian stans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colocia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colocia is ranked 119,192^nd in the world and 49^th in MHBs New Earth for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,032.02 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.