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Most Pro-Market: 1,771stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,899thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,082nd
The Collielands of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Nihil sine Sancto Cane et eius Anarchia
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Collies Romania

Population1.329 billion

CurrencyRomanian Leu
AnimalMagical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom

The Collielands of Collies Romania is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.329 billion Romanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Romanian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Romanian Lei a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,629 Romanian Lei, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,244 per year while the poor average 3,456, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, priests are being drafted by the church load, people talk about things being better when men were men, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Collies Romania's national animal is the Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Collies Romania is ranked 194,894th in the world and 53rd in MHBs New Earth for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.

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Most Pro-Market: 1,771stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,899thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,082ndHighest Crime Rates: 7,012thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,918thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,619thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,203rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,173rdMost Armed: 26,600thMost Primitive: 33,745th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the region

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