The Holy Purple Lucky Christmas of Collies Mauritania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.222 billion Mauritanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinguetti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Mauritanian economy, worth 84.8 trillion Bags of Drugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,431 Bags of Drugs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,902 per year while the poor average 7,685, a ratio of 45.5 to 1.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, in pet stores nationwide Magical Hypnosis Border Collies of Doom are growing in popularity, the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock, and the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Collies Mauritania's national animal is the Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Collies Mauritania is ranked 306,358^th in the world and 2^nd in Burgerland for Safest, scoring 6.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.