Population | 38.505 billion |
Capital | Preppington |
Leader | Eternal Guide Ralph Von Abercrombie XIV |
Currency | Collar |
Animal | Polo |
The Ninth People's Republic of Collar Poppin Souljahs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Guide Ralph Von Abercrombie XIV with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 38.505 billion Collar Poppin Souljahsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preppington. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Collar Poppin Souljahsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,857 trillion Collars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,016 Collars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, both criminals and civilians are DOA, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Collar Poppin Souljahs's national animal is the Polo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Collar Poppin Souljahs is ranked 276,714th in the world and 304th in United Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 6.25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
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- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Empire of Ebonnium, curing 132 million infected.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Empire of Ebonnium, curing 239 million infected.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 534 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead, Most Zombies, and Most Zombified.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of BlRiAhIgNuS, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Collar Poppin Souljahs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.