The Queendom of Code094 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 5.258 billion Code094ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The powerhouse Code094ian economy, worth 362 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,016 yen, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench. Crime is moderate. Code094's national animal is the Klaxosaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Code094 is ranked 170,249^th in the world and 25^th in thundria for Most Primitive, scoring -59.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.