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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,643rd
The Supremely Balanced Trays of
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Cocktail Waitresses

Population25.077 billion

CapitalVending Machine
LeaderDoctor Benway

Currencypogostick
Animalalien life form

The Supremely Balanced Trays of Cocktail Waitresses is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doctor Benway with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.077 billion Cocktail Waitresses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vending Machine. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The Cocktail Waitressing economy, worth a remarkable 2,579 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,847 pogosticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocktail Waitresses's national animal is the alien life form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cocktail Waitresses is ranked 199,935th in the world and 5,277th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 47.8119138448 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,643rdMost Pacifist: 1,763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,847thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,001stBest Weather: 2,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,366thSafest: 2,444thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,977thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,543rdSmartest Citizens: 3,967thHealthiest Citizens: 3,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,180thMost Cultured: 4,248thNicest Citizens: 5,045thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,584thLowest Crime Rates: 5,591stHighest Food Quality: 5,745thLargest Populations: 7,975thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,303rdHighest Economic Output: 8,841stMost Inclusive: 13,249thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,249thMost Secular: 15,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,294th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionTop
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Safest: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 183rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 214th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 215th in the regionNicest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 263rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 263rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 739th in the regionNudest: 909th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 943rd in the regionMost Secular: 955th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 965th in the regionMost Politically Free: 973rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Debussy, New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Wang Yao, Juba, Syretain, Caellip Major, and Leonism.

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