Population | 25.077 billion |
Capital | Vending Machine |
Leader | Doctor Benway |
Currency | pogostick |
Animal | alien life form |
The Supremely Balanced Trays of Cocktail Waitresses is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doctor Benway with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.077 billion Cocktail Waitresses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vending Machine. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The Cocktail Waitressing economy, worth a remarkable 2,579 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,847 pogosticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocktail Waitresses's national animal is the alien life form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cocktail Waitresses is ranked 199,935th in the world and 5,277th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 47.8119138448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cocktail Waitresses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Cocktail Waitresses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Cocktail Waitresses's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cocktail Waitresses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Cocktail Waitresses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Cocktail Waitresses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Cocktail Waitresses was endorsed by The Imperium of Leonism.
- : Cocktail Waitresses was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Cocktail Waitresses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Cocktail Waitresses was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Debussy, New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Wang Yao, Juba, Syretain, Caellip Major, and Leonism.