The Empire of Cmauhin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cmauhin with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.21 billion Cmauhinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cmauhin City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The all-consuming Cmauhinian economy, worth 502 trillion Gartics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,260 Gartics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,073,906 per year while the poor average 1,640, a ratio of 654 to 1.

The military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, the government has ended partisanship by ending elections, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cmauhin's national animal is the Horsey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cmauhin is ranked 96,140^th in the world and 1^st in Connections for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,955.74 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.