The Most Serene Republic of Clutchpearlia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 270 million Clutchpearlians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Clutchpearlian economy, worth 8.83 trillion reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,719 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clutchpearlia's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clutchpearlia is ranked 120,166^th in the world and 180^th in United Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,001.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.