The State of Cincinnati City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.385 billion Cincinnati Cityians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Cincinnati Cityian economy, worth 923 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,357 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,084 per year while the poor average 15,981, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cincinnati City's national animal is the deer.

Cincinnati City is ranked 249,767^th in the world and 1^st in Cincinnati for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.97 law-abiding acts per hour.