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Most Extreme: 80thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,158thMost Politically Free: 1,434th
The District of
Anarchy
Community
privy council chairman
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Cimmer

Population17.278 billion

CapitalDistrict City
Leaderprivy council chairman

CurrencyJuno aurum
Animalquick pink fox

The District of Cimmer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.278 billion Cimmerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Cimmerian economy, worth 982 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 56,851 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,517 per year while the poor average 3,054, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Cimmer has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Cimmer in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cimmer's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cimmer is ranked 6,474th in the world and 1st in Crimea for Most Stationary, with 2,892.28862115632 days.

Top
1%
Most Extreme: 80thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,158thMost Politically Free: 1,434thMost Pro-Market: 1,450thHighest Drug Use: 2,828thTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,437thMost Stationary: 6,474thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,062ndRudest Citizens: 10,912thFattest Citizens: 14,220thTop
10%
Nudest: 15,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,974thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,045thMost Influential: 20,741stLargest Populations: 21,186thMost Avoided: 24,556thMost Armed: 25,810thHighest Crime Rates: 28,113th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cimmer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Cimmer proposed constructing embassies between Crimea and Soviet Spawn.
  • : Cimmer agreed to construct embassies between Crimea and Modorra.
  • : Cimmer agreed to construct embassies between Crimea and Crimea Central.
  • : Cimmer proposed constructing embassies between Crimea and Napoli.
  • : Cimmer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cimmer agreed to construct embassies between Crimea and Quezon city.
  • : Cimmer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Cimmer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Cimmer proposed constructing embassies between Crimea and The Atlantic Islands.

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