The Kingdom of Chuliu Emperor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chuliu Emperor James Lau with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 10.564 billion Chuliu Peoples are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuliu Emperor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuliu Emperorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,011 trillion Digital Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 285,116 Digital Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The passport doubles as a birth certificate, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuliu Emperor's national animal is the Chuliu Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chuliu Emperor is ranked 282^nd in the world and 12^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 225.95 law-abiding acts per hour.