The Federation of Chuffstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John McChuff with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.331 billion Chuffstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adderall. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chuffstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion Antidepressants a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,312 Antidepressants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

John McChuff has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, only "purebloods" are allowed in the nicer parts of town, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuffstan's national animal is the Pants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Life Is Averagism.

Chuffstan is ranked 1,716^th in the world and 4^th in United Kingdom for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,960.33 on the Hickory Productivity Index.