The Jungle of ChimpIslandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Donkey Kong with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.8 billion Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DK Mountain. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Simian economy, worth 500 trillion bananas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,760 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Donkey Kong's wardrobe, Donkey Kong is called 'Patches' at international summits, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChimpIslandia's national animal is the Kritter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rare Limited.

ChimpIslandia is ranked 33,692^nd in the world and 51^st in Chicken overlords for Highest Average Incomes, with 131,760.7 Standard Monetary Units.