Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII
Population | 3.348 billion |
Currency | K'ih |
Animal | Leo |
The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.348 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVIIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.
The all-consuming Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVIIian economy, worth 428 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,934 K'ihs, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVIIian as 'your finger, you fool', and Leos that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII is ranked 65,411th in the world and 443rd in Chimore for Largest Governments, scoring 19.97 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, Leos that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVIIian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII's influence in Chimore rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII's influence in Chimore fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Imperial Legion CXXXVII, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.