The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXVII is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.168 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXVIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXVIIian economy, worth 409 trillion K'ihs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,402 K'ihs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXVIIian, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXVII's national animal is the Leo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCXVII is ranked 301,410^th in the world and 4,305^th in Suspicious for Most Pacifist, with 6.71 cheeks turned per day.