The Mychical empire of Chetlosvakcos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Daltanaes with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 2.395 billion Chetlosvakcosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of As Terras míticas de Meha. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chetlosvakcosian economy, worth 286 trillion Chetlosvakcosian Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,597 Chetlosvakcosian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chetlosvakcos's national animal is the Blooming bufallo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mehanism.

Chetlosvakcos is ranked 43,305^th in the world and 14^th in Bozarkia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.98 law-abiding acts per hour.