Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark
Population | 716 million |
Capital | Baltimost |
Currency | crabmoney |
Animal | longcrabmadlad |
The Dominion of Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 716 million Crabs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Environment, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baltimost. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Chesapeake Republic And Ballparkian economy, worth 31.3 trillion crabmoneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 43,705 crabmoneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Third world countries are rich in "I Love Baltimost" t-shirts, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark's national animal is the longcrabmadlad, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark is ranked 188,643rd in the world and 2nd in The Blood Ocean for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,148.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
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Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, third world countries are rich in "I Love Baltimost" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, the fattest folk in Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Chesapeake Republic And Ballpark, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.