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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,941stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,571st
The Golden Light of
Democratic Socialists
In societatem vivimus
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cheezopolis

Population12.616 billion

CapitalCaseaggio
LeaderIeremias

CurrencyNugget
AnimalHercules beetle

The Golden Light of Cheezopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ieremias with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.616 billion Cheezopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caseaggio. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheezopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,296 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheezopolis's national animal is the Hercules beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheezopolis is ranked 20,741st in the world and 1st in That One Place for Most Stationary, with 1,591.1839121972 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,941stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,571stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,607thSafest: 3,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,442ndMost Pacifist: 4,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,236thLargest Governments: 6,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,782ndNicest Citizens: 6,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,021stMost Developed: 8,443rdMost Cultured: 8,763rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,592ndHighest Food Quality: 9,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,352ndMost Inclusive: 10,486thBest Weather: 11,120thHealthiest Citizens: 11,407thSmartest Citizens: 11,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,153rdHighest Economic Output: 13,955thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,423rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,375thMost Stationary: 20,741stHighest Average Incomes: 24,078thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,932ndMost Income Equality: 26,385th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Cheezopolis endorsed Positive vibes only.
  • : Cheezopolis granted Successor authority to Positive vibes only as Research Officer 1.75 in That One Place.
  • : Cheezopolis appointed Positive vibes only as Research Officer 1.75 with authority over Embassies and Polls in That One Place.

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