Population | 12.616 billion |
Capital | Caseaggio |
Leader | Ieremias |
Currency | Nugget |
Animal | Hercules beetle |
The Golden Light of Cheezopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ieremias with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.616 billion Cheezopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caseaggio. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cheezopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,296 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheezopolis's national animal is the Hercules beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cheezopolis is ranked 20,741st in the world and 1st in That One Place for Most Stationary, with 1,591.1839121972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cheezopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Cheezopolis endorsed Positive vibes only.
- : Cheezopolis granted Successor authority to Positive vibes only as Research Officer 1.75 in That One Place.
- : Cheezopolis appointed Positive vibes only as Research Officer 1.75 with authority over Embassies and Polls in That One Place.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.