Population | 6.937 billion |
Capital | Vienna |
Leader | Archduke Marcus Steinhäusser |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Kingfisher |
The Austro-Hungarian Empire of Cheezaslovakia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Marcus Steinhäusser with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.937 billion Cheezaslovakians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cheezaslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 316,924 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cheezaslovakia's national animal is the Kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Cheezaslovakia is ranked 341,902nd in the world and 311th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nicest Citizens, with 0.19 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cheezaslovakia's influence in Commonwealth of Liberty rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Cheezaslovakia relocated from Osiris to Commonwealth of Liberty.
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Cheezaslovakia, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
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Cheezaslovakia, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
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Cheezaslovakia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
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Cheezaslovakia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
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Cheezaslovakia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Cheezaslovakia changed its national animal to "Kingfisher".
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Cheezaslovakia created a custom banner.
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Cheezaslovakia created a custom banner.