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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 960thMost Armed: 989th
The Austro-Hungarian Empire of
Libertarian Police State
inseparabilis et melior tunc semper
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cheezaslovakia

Population6.937 billion

CapitalVienna
LeaderArchduke Marcus Steinhäusser

CurrencyKrone
AnimalKingfisher

The Austro-Hungarian Empire of Cheezaslovakia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Marcus Steinhäusser with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.937 billion Cheezaslovakians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheezaslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 316,924 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cheezaslovakia's national animal is the Kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cheezaslovakia is ranked 341,902nd in the world and 311th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Nicest Citizens, with 0.19 average smiles per day.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 960thMost Armed: 989thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,678thMost Devout: 1,948thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,069thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,179thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,346thHighest Crime Rates: 2,390thMost Patriotic: 2,473rdLargest Black Market: 2,536thHighest Average Incomes: 2,560thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,910thBest Weather: 2,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,369thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,661stLargest Governments: 5,715thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,995thRudest Citizens: 6,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,328thMost Developed: 10,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,900thLargest Retail Industry: 11,081stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,549thHighest Economic Output: 12,471stSmartest Citizens: 12,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,256thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 20,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,001stHighest Drug Use: 31,658th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cheezaslovakia's influence in Commonwealth of Liberty rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Cheezaslovakia relocated from Osiris to Commonwealth of Liberty.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezaslovakia, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezaslovakia, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezaslovakia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheezaslovakia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Cheezaslovakia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Cheezaslovakia changed its national animal to "Kingfisher".
  • : Cheezaslovakia created a custom banner.
  • : Cheezaslovakia created a custom banner.

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