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CheeseSnackistan

Population22.034 billion

CapitalEdamabad
LeaderThe Big Cheese

CurrencyMargrasian franc
AnimalOrange Tabby Cat

The Kingdom of CheeseSnackistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.034 billion CheeseSnackistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edamabad. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse CheeseSnackistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Margrasian francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 71,561 Margrasian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CheeseSnackistan's national animal is the Orange Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseSnackistan is ranked 58,581st in the world and 8th in The Sea of Love for Most Stationary, with 782.15090914532 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,562ndBest Weather: 4,799thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,994thMost Cultured: 9,760thHighest Food Quality: 10,212thMost Influential: 10,902ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,880thLargest Populations: 13,135thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,189thTop
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Safest: 15,234thMost Inclusive: 15,297thHealthiest Citizens: 15,868thNudest: 16,718thHighest Economic Output: 16,784thSmartest Citizens: 18,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,988th

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  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : CheeseSnackistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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