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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,319thRudest Citizens: 1,381st
The Corporate Republic of
For God and Cheesecake
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Political Freedom
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Population13.183 billion

LeaderPresident Thomas de Reptar

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Corporate Republic of Cheesecakeastan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Thomas de Reptar with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.183 billion Cheesecakeastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesecakeopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesecakeastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion Cakians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 223,243 Cakians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Cheesecakeastanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheesecakeastan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cheesecakeastan is ranked 4,935th in the world and 1st in Thaecia for Highest Economic Output, with 2,943 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,319thRudest Citizens: 1,381stLargest Retail Industry: 1,555thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,608thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,824thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,242ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,666thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,168thHighest Average Incomes: 4,809thLargest Mining Sector: 4,813thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,849thHighest Economic Output: 4,935thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,119thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,214thMost Influential: 5,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,322ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,821stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,886thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,371stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,512thMost Avoided: 8,702ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,992ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,101stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,321stMost Devout: 12,388thSmartest Citizens: 12,898thMost Armed: 13,983rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,531stLargest Populations: 20,751stMost Developed: 22,167thMost Politically Free: 22,216thLargest Black Market: 22,564th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the region

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