The Fiefdom of Cheese in Fraecia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cheesiator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.295 billion Cheesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C Fish CM. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cheesian economy, worth 400 trillion emeralds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,315 emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, sleeping on the job is recommended, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheese in Fraecia's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cheese in Fraecia is ranked 180,243^rd in the world and 4^th in Fraecia for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,315.15 Standard Monetary Units.