The Dảxlamic Chapelstead of Chatham is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and triple-decker prams. The quiet, industrious population of 606 million Chathamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The Chathamian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Dảxlamic marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,701 Dảxlamic marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, Chatham has designated Chatham City as its capital city, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and edutainment video games are taking Chatham's students to the next level. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chatham's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chatham is ranked 99,161^st in the world and 118^th in Declansburg for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.