Population | 6.361 billion |
Capital | Nánjīng |
Leader | Cai Jiao Huang |
Faith | Zhōngguó Mínjiān Zōngjiào |
Currency | Liang |
Animal | Dìwáng Wu Zhao Lóng |
The Tiāncháo of Chalan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cai Jiao Huang with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.361 billion Zhōngguó rén have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nánjīng. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zhōngguó rén economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Liangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,531 Liangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalan's national animal is the Dìwáng Wu Zhao Lóng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zhōngguó Mínjiān Zōngjiào.
Chalan is ranked 286,215th in the world and 5,421st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4.45456659352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chalan's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Chalan changed its national animal to "Dìwáng Wu Zhao Lóng", its currency to "Liang", its demonym adjective to "Zhōngguó rén", its demonym plural to "Zhōngguó rén", and its leader to "Cai Jiao Huang".
- : Chalan altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Chalan, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Chalan, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in Chalan, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
- : Following new legislation in Chalan, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in Chalan, large areas of Chalan are not accessible by the public.
- : Chalan relocated from Lazarus to The East Pacific.
- : Chalan was refounded in Lazarus.