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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,950thMost Pacifist: 2,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,945th
The Tiāncháo of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Look to the past as we head for the future
Cai Jiao Huang
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Chalan

Population6.361 billion

CapitalNánjīng
LeaderCai Jiao Huang
FaithZhōngguó Mínjiān Zōngjiào

CurrencyLiang
AnimalDìwáng Wu Zhao Lóng

The Tiāncháo of Chalan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cai Jiao Huang with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.361 billion Zhōngguó rén have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nánjīng. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zhōngguó rén economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Liangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,531 Liangs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalan's national animal is the Dìwáng Wu Zhao Lóng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zhōngguó Mínjiān Zōngjiào.

Chalan is ranked 286,215th in the world and 5,421st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4.45456659352 days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,950thMost Pacifist: 2,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,945thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,989thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,551stMost Developed: 3,741stSmartest Citizens: 3,750thLargest Retail Industry: 3,802ndSafest: 3,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,903rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,981stNicest Citizens: 4,152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,156thMost Inclusive: 4,458thBest Weather: 4,590thHighest Food Quality: 4,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,716thHealthiest Citizens: 4,985thMost Efficient Economies: 5,181stLargest Governments: 6,145thHighest Average Incomes: 6,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,576thMost Secular: 8,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,930thMost Cultured: 9,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,413thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,772ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,540thHighest Economic Output: 18,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,829th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionSafest: 107th in the regionNicest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 164th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 171st in the regionMost Secular: 193rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 193rd in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionRudest Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 319th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 331st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 331st in the regionNudest: 411th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 547th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chalan's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Chalan changed its national animal to "Dìwáng Wu Zhao Lóng", its currency to "Liang", its demonym adjective to "Zhōngguó rén", its demonym plural to "Zhōngguó rén", and its leader to "Cai Jiao Huang".
  • : Chalan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalan, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalan, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalan, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalan, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Chalan, large areas of Chalan are not accessible by the public.
  • : Chalan relocated from Lazarus to The East Pacific.
  • : Chalan was refounded in Lazarus.

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