CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone
Population | 905 million |
Capital | Isle of Dog |
Currency | MRE Token |
Animal | Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom |
The Dominion of CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical population of 905 million Survivors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isle of Dog. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Quarantined economy, worth 30.6 trillion MRE Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,769 MRE Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Isle Of Dog River, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Isle of Dog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone's national animal is the Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone is ranked 40,964th in the world and 21st in MHBs New Earth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,129.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone changed its national capital to "Isle of Dog".
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CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone City.
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CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone lodged a message on the MHBs New Earth Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone City River.
- : Following new legislation in
CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
- : Following new legislation in
CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
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CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in
CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
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CGOC Slovakian Quarantine Zone lodged a message on the MHBs New Earth Regional Message Board.