The Starfleet of Celestial Armada is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.821 billion Celestial Armadans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Public Transport, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Celestial Armadan economy, worth 75.2 trillion Feathers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,279 Feathers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,746 per year while the poor average 2,464, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celestial Armada's national animal is the Penelope, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Celestial Armada is ranked 178,939^th in the world and 172^nd in Hana Macchia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 502.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.