The Unchained Olympian of Celesta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.078 billion Gods live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Celesta economy, worth 874 trillion Denars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,108 Denars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,845 per year while the poor average 12,668, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celesta's national animal is the Kitten, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Celesta is ranked 54,484^th in the world and 16^th in Declansburg for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,339.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.