The Nomadic Peoples of Caveduck is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 180 million Caveducks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caveduck economy, worth 8.04 trillion whats thats a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,681 whats thats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Caveduck politicians, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caveduck's national animal is the caveduck.

Caveduck is ranked 150,164^th in the world and 6^th in Union of Democracy for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 812.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.