The Empire of Cathy Myschittland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 971 million Cathy Myschittlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.
The strong Cathy Myschittlandian economy, worth 81.1 trillion schitts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,534 schitts, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cathy Myschittland's national animal is the blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Empire of Korean-Joseon.
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
- : Cathy Myschittland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan.
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Reformed State of Centrialand.
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
- : Cathy Myschittland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tyirza.
- : Following new legislation in Cathy Myschittland, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
- : Following new legislation in Cathy Myschittland, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
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