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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,350thMost Influential: 3,551stNudest: 4,101st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mandatory Reptile Companionship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cathy Myschittland

Population971 million

Currencyschitt
Animalblobfish

The Empire of Cathy Myschittland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 971 million Cathy Myschittlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.

The strong Cathy Myschittlandian economy, worth 81.1 trillion schitts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,534 schitts, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cathy Myschittland's national animal is the blobfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cathy Myschittland is ranked 232,566th in the world and 9,665th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 47.75 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 652nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 663rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 670th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 711th in the regionLargest Black Market: 752nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 845th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 856th in the regionMost Secular: 858th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 863rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 879th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 912th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 921st in the regionMost Extreme: 955th in the regionLargest Governments: 957th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 973rd in the regionMost Influential: 989th in the regionBest Weather: 993rd in the region

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