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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,687thLowest Crime Rates: 8,282ndMost Patriotic: 10,095th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For there to be progress, there must be order
Great Administrator Kaiser
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Catalemia

Population4.583 billion

CapitalPandora
LeaderGreat Administrator Kaiser
FaithCelestial Path

Currencycatence
Animalcalango

The Federation of Catalemia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Administrator Kaiser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.583 billion catalemians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandora. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient catalemian economy, worth 647 trillion catences a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,313 catences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Great Administrator Kaiser more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catalemia's national animal is the calango, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celestial Path.

Catalemia is ranked 156,178th in the world and 49th in Flanelistan for Most Stationary, with 139.16416787932 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,687thLowest Crime Rates: 8,282ndMost Patriotic: 10,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,240thLargest Governments: 13,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,357thMost Developed: 14,898thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,054thMost Authoritarian: 19,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,551stHealthiest Citizens: 21,246thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,737thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,539thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 25,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,880thSmartest Citizens: 27,668thMost Cultured: 29,283rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Catalemia's influence in Flanelistan rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Catalemia, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Great Administrator Kaiser more.
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Catalemia, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Catalemia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.

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