Population | 32.593 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.593 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 21,107 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 647,606 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,550,932 per year while the poor average 31,360, a ratio of 145 to 1.
Daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 44th in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 647,606.56 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, card collectors duel to the death.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Cash Deer Lasagne is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cashdeer flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.