Population | 31.173 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.173 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 19,720 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 632,604 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,274,875 per year while the poor average 34,620, a ratio of 123 to 1.
The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Cashdeer of supplying extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 789th in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Most Stationary, with 4,971.70515144 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Cashdeer of supplying extremist groups.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, much of Cashdeer's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Cashdeerian restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, they say that Cashdeers made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.