The Kingdom of Carterert is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 297 million Carterertians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The Carterertian economy, worth 9.66 trillion Coins Of Chapels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,521 Coins Of Chapels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, orange is the new black for judicial robes, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carterert's national animal is the Carter's Doe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carterert is ranked 278,085^th in the world and 8^th in The Royal United Carterert Nations for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.