The Democratic Republic of Carl Wheezer Empire is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 384 million backyard bargain bandits are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of jinping the pooh city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient backyard bargain bandit economy, worth 41.5 trillion skibidi toilets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,074 skibidi toilets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,701 per year while the poor average 27,003, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, babysitters are a thing of the past, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carl Wheezer Empire's national animal is the The Rizzler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Carl Wheezer Empire is ranked 51,229^th in the world and 1^st in cool land for Highest Average Incomes, with 108,074.7 Standard Monetary Units.