Population | 10.914 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Tiger |
The Empire of Cardmania90044 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.914 billion Cardmania90044ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90044ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Yen a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 206,586 Yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 783,778 per year while the poor average 37,799, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.
The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, even God cannot save you in Cardmania90044, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90044's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90044 is ranked 116,717th in the world and 46th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08151736992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90044's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, even God cannot save you in Cardmania90044.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, Cardmania90044ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90044, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.