The United Kingdom of Cardiff and Glamorgan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The First Lord of the Treasury with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.091 billion Cardiffians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swansea. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient from Cardiff and Glamorgan economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 166,808 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, people's charity begins and ends at home, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardiff and Glamorgan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Wales.

Cardiff and Glamorgan is ranked 83,854^th in the world and 145^th in United Kingdom for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,666.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.