The Colony of Cardfiller1 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 444 million Cardfiller1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kardinal. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cardfiller1ian economy, worth 20.1 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,263 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardfiller1's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cardfiller1 is ranked 228,771^st in the world and 2^nd in Green Hills for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,338.93 Standard Monetary Units.