Population | 14.223 billion |
Capital | Crossbones |
Leader | Pirate Pete |
Faith | Pillagianism |
Currency | Gold Doubloon |
Animal | Ghost |
The Unholy Terrors of Captain Bones is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pirate Pete with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.223 billion Captain Bonesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crossbones. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Captain Bonesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,727 trillion Gold Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,055 Gold Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Bones's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pillagianism.
Captain Bones is ranked 9,754th in the world and 4th in Doll Guldur for Most Stationary, with 2,384.2790990604 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Captain Bones.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Bones, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.