The Christmas of Caprepublik is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marko Pičković with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.271 billion Caprepublikans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East idk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The all-consuming Caprepublikian economy, worth 117 trillion Dollar bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,068 Dollar bills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,329 per year while the poor average 8,794, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

Censors protect the public from lewd images of Bigtopians in duffel coats, diminutive Caprepublikian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caprepublik's national animal is the Snail and Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Caprepublik is ranked 81,422^nd in the world and 13^th in Republic of Nova Tero for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,843.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.