Population | 7.115 billion |
Capital | Bridgewater |
Leader | DJ D-Sol |
Faith | Religion of the Almighty |
Currency | Dividend |
Animal | Falcon |
The Prime Estates of Capital Markets is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by DJ D-Sol with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.115 billion Marketours live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgewater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Marketesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion Dividends a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 206,023 Dividends, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,038,915 per year while the poor average 22,777, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.
Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Capital Markets" at foreigners, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, witches' brews set off Geiger counters, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Capital Markets's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Religion of the Almighty.
Capital Markets is ranked 95,534th in the world and 12th in Union of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 473.2719540502 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Capital Markets lodged a message on the Union of Allied States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Capital Markets was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Capital Markets" at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Marketours.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Capital Markets, one can wake up in Capital Markets and have breakfast in Bigtopia.