The Dáxlamic Lýderal Gracehold of Cape Evergreen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.009 billion Cape Evergreenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabo. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cape Evergreenian economy, worth 324 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,318 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, home renovation projects take decades to complete, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cape Evergreen's national animal is the Blue Fin Tropical Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Cape Evergreen is ranked 321,656^th in the world and 189^th in Declansburg for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.