by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,036th
The Quaker Conglomerate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nothing is better for thee than me
Richard Cheese Cleese
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.645 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderRichard Cheese Cleese

AnimalQuaker man

The Quaker Conglomerate of Cannula is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Richard Cheese Cleese with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.645 billion Quakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Oats a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,907 Oats, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Being Richard Cheese Cleese has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannula's national animal is the Quaker man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quakerism.

Cannula is ranked 27,589th in the world and 6th in Westfalen Westphalia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,445.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,694thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,036thLargest Black Market: 3,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,507thMost Devout: 4,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,720thHighest Average Incomes: 9,231stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,487thHighest Economic Output: 10,043rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,850thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,771stLargest Governments: 11,834thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,214thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,715thMost Developed: 14,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,106thLowest Crime Rates: 15,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,589thMost Efficient Economies: 16,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,457thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,166thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,300thBest Weather: 22,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,484th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

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