The Borderlands of Cannion Loveia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.362 billion Cannion Loveians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The strong Cannion Loveian economy, worth 434 trillion Skelhs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,173 Skelhs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and Cannion Loveia has designated Cannion Loveia City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cannion Loveia's national animal is the Panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cannion Loveia is ranked 292,968^th in the world and 861^st in Chicken overlords for Most Authoritarian, with 22.03 milliStalins.