The Allied States of Cannibal Dynamo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cannibal Dynamo with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.487 billion Cannibal Dynamoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Howl. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Cannibal Dynamoan economy, worth 153 trillion Tombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 18,137 Tombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Cannibal Dynamo has designated Howl as its capital city, and Cannibal Dynamo has just been declared ruler of Cannibal Dynamo in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannibal Dynamo's national animal is the human being, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibal Dynamo is ranked 76,717^th in the world and 19^th in Mum for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.03 law-abiding acts per hour.