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Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thFattest Citizens: 102nd
The Intensive Care Unit of
Anarchy
AI See You
Dustin B Twinnears
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
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Candlewhisper Archive

Population18.757 billion

CapitalMonaster
LeaderDustin B Twinnears
FaithUnlimited Cheap Data

Currencyslightly manky dollar
AnimalSix-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.757 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 8,704 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,091 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, it needn't take a lot of snot and tears to fix a problem, and the government is outsourcing itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 8,049th in the world and 15th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,623.99455675352 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thFattest Citizens: 102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rdRudest Citizens: 125thMost Avoided: 149thHighest Disposable Incomes: 149thLargest Retail Industry: 173rdMost Influential: 202ndMost Secular: 222ndHighest Crime Rates: 245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 284thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 297thMost Armed: 332ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 359thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 379thMost Rebellious Youth: 430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 511thSmartest Citizens: 556thHighest Average Incomes: 620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 769thMost Inclusive: 802ndLargest Gambling Industry: 843rdLargest Mining Sector: 966thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 978thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,116thHighest Economic Output: 1,153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,158thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,240thMost Cultured: 2,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,714thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,719thMost Stationary: 8,049thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,525thHighest Food Quality: 13,334thTop
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Nudest: 16,726thLargest Populations: 18,439thLargest Black Market: 26,820thMost Pro-Market: 27,921st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the region

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