The States of Canada States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Canadian Council with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 2.33 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Canada Statesian economy, worth 134 trillion Canadian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,605 Canadian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and The Study Of Peace has been named as Canada States's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Canada States's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Study Of Peace.

Canada States is ranked 172,119^th in the world and 1^st in The Order Of Peace Nations for Largest Black Market, with 776 billion Standard Monetary Units.