The Grand Armored Empire of Camokilland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by I The Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 22.309 billion Camokillnadions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wheel. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Camokillnadion economy, worth a remarkable 4,444 trillion Cutialles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,217 Cutialles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camokilland's national animal is the Nine Headed Hydra, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Camokilland is ranked 1,316^th in the world and 1^st in Epicenter Of Prosperity for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,614.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.