The Coolidge State of Calvin Coolidge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.997 billion Coolidge and one Panda live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coolidge. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coolidge economy, worth a remarkable 6,201 trillion Coolidges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 269,686 Coolidges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Coolidge stage setups. Crime is totally unknown. Calvin Coolidge's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calvin Coolidge is ranked 59,486^th in the world and 294^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.89 law-abiding acts per hour.