The United Realms of Calenmor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Araslant Moreg with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.608 billion Calenmoris are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draugost. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Calenmorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,487 trillion Mirians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,883 Mirians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Calenmorian grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenmor's national animal is the Draugmor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calenmor is ranked 7,256^th in the world and 39^th in Forest for Highest Average Incomes, with 228,883.97 Standard Monetary Units.