The Federal Republic of Calberbia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Victoria Hamilton with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.383 billion Calberians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Calberbian economy, worth 116 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 83,880 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calberbia's national animal is the Lion Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Calberbia is ranked 11,138^th in the world and 615^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.34 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.