The University of Cal State San Marcos is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.089 billion San Marcans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Marcos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong San Marcan economy, worth 62.4 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,263 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,397 per year while the poor average 9,591, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and Cal State San Marcos has designated San Marcos as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cal State San Marcos's national animal is the cougar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cal State San Marcos is ranked 247,109^th in the world and 401^st in California Colleges and Universities for Most Conservative, scoring 40 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.